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 Some Jokes:-

I found these “orphan jokes” abandones in various sites on the web. So i decided to “adopt” them and give them a job. the job is to make you laugh. 😀

Blonde jokes:

 –Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?

–When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, “I’m sorry, we only have iceberg.”

–Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.

–A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.

–While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, “What in the world are blind people doing driving?”

–How do you know a blond has been in your office?

There is white-out on your computer screen.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken

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Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?

It takes too long to re-train them.

–What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.

What clothes does a house wear?
Address.

What country makes you shiver?
Chile.

What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I’m coming down with something!

What has 6 eyes but can’t see?
3 blind mice.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.

 Whenever I  get bored, I start making quote pictures or start editing all stuff. here are some funny friendship quote pictures I made. you can use them to tag all your friends.

Cracked

I Didn’t make the ones below, just found  them on the web 🙂

LOL 😀